It’s Russia Day on June 12, so let’s celebrate all things Russian and hot.
1) Marat Safin: The rumors are true, he was forced to retire from professional tennis so he could be hot full-time.
3) Alex Bego (Russian photographer): God bless you, Alex, for this…
5) Roman Shirokov: He can kick a soccer ball and look pretty at the same time, that’s multi-tasking.
6) Russian models: Emin Abdulaev and Ekaterina Vinogradova raise the bar of human beauty impossibly high…
7) Russian ballet: not a tutu in sight…I guess all that hotness might melt the tulle.
8) Alexander Mikhaylovich Ovechkin: Hotness on skates.
9) Tim Golovlev: I’ve never wanted to buy myself a pair of Calvin Klein jocks before, but I do now.
10) Spetsnaz: I know this isn’t meant to be hot, but damn, any man who can take down the enemy with a reverse backflip axe throw deserves more than a medal, he deserves a good shagging.
Need more proof of Russian hotness? Treat yourself or a friend to Russian Heat.